Tell him......

[Breslauer]

It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were spending
the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress - sleeveless
with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large,
silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on
the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he grunted and pounded
his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in
the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement had thought that this was funny. He
suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her
lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more
excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a
little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This
drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung
her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now, tell HIM that
you have a headache!"

[scooter]

Oh the truth of it all - nice work mate.

Some problems are universal.


Cheers..............Sean, 11 years married