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3rd January 2012, 12:19 PM #1
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Lawyer Fees
A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a
wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case,
the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his
appreciation of his work and handed him a handsome
Moroccan leather wallet.
The lawyer looked at the wallet in astonishment and handed it
back with a sharp reminder that a wallet could not possible
compensate him for his services. "My fee for that work, "
acidly snapped the attorney, "is five hundred dollars."
The client opened the wallet, removed a one-thousand dollar bill,
replaced it with a five-hundred dollar bill and handed it back to the
lawyer with a smile.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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3rd January 2012, 01:11 PM #2
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If only my lawyer was that cheap
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