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Thread: The Government ransom
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20th December 2011, 04:18 PM #1
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The Government ransom
I'm stuck in a traffic jam.....
Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on my window. I roll down the window and ask, “What’s going on?”
He says “Terrorists have kidnapped all The Senators, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”
“How much is everyone giving, on average?” I asked.
The man replies, “About a gallon.”
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21st December 2011, 02:24 PM #2
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At first I thought it was a "super" idea
but would lower my "standard"s to agree to that.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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25th December 2011, 04:15 AM #3
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Maybe we could use the e10 on the G10
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