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22nd December 2011, 10:00 PM #1
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Christmas shopping
"Wheelinaround" (Ray), and his lovely wife Sue went out
Christmas shopping. Suddenly Sue realised that Ray
had disappeared.
She became somewhat irate and rang Ray on his mobile
phone and said, "Where the Hell are you?".
Ray replied, "Darling, do you remember that jewellery shop
where you saw that $5,000 necklace. You fell totally in love
with it but I did not have enough money to buy it for you.
At the time I said, "It will be yours one day".
Sue started blushing and replied, "Yes my love".
Ray then said, "Well, I am in the pub next door to that shop".
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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22nd December 2011, 10:21 PM #2
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and thats when the fight started
Cheers Fred
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22nd December 2011, 10:52 PM #3
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Fred your damn right the fight started not with Sue but Allan
No way would I waste time in the pub when on the other side of the Jewellery store was Hare & Forbes where $5k would be well spent.
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23rd December 2011, 07:53 AM #4
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Sounds a bit like the 'Doghouse' video clip.
Graham
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