A little brown paper bag

[fenderbelly]

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.

'Doctor, I don't feel too good,' said the little Paper bag.

'Hmm, you look OK to me,' said the Doctor, 'but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows,
Come back and see me in a couple of days.'

The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.
‘What's wrong with me?' asked the little paper bag.

'I'm afraid you are HIV positive!' said the doctor.

'No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!' Said the little paper bag.

'Have you been having unprotected sex?' asked the doctor.

'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'

'Well have you been sharing needles with other Intravenous drug users?' asked the doctor.

'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'

'Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a Jab or a blood transfusion?' queried the doctor.

'NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!'

'Well', said the doctor, 'are you in a homosexual Relationship?'

'NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm Just a little paper bag!'

'Then there can be only one explanation.' said the doctor

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YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE BEEN A CARRIER!

[Scott]

Mods, can you please ban this guy? Please?

[tea lady]

You mean to say his mum was a carrier? .... That old bag?

[fenderbelly]

You mean to say his mum was a carrier? .... That old bag?

She was indeed.
Oh, i forgot to mention that the little brown bag has a brother --Terry

but he always gets T Bag

[Allan at Wallan]

There was a sister too .... she played the violin
in an orchestra.

She was known as a "string" bag.


Allan

[fenderbelly]

Don't forget Little brown bags father who is a politician.

Colostomy bag

[AlexS]

Don't forget his brother the porno musician - plain brown wrapper

[doug3030]

Two brown paper bags were sitting quietly in the saloon sipping on their whiskies when the sheriff and his deputies burst through the swinging doors with pistols drawn.

The sheriff calls out: "Freeze you paper bags, I'm taking you both in".

One paper bag replies: "but Sheriff, what have we done?"

The Sheriff replies: "You're wanted for rustling".