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  1. #2776
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    Shut up! We got a lot to do today. Just here will be fine!!

  2. #2777
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl View Post
    Skew and Skew's girl are standing at the pearly gates.
    Skew walks up to St. Peter and says "I appreciate the efficiency, but when the missus asked 'Is that Cedar?' and I said "I'd need a closer look." I didn't mean RIGHT THEN!
    Skew's girls gets this one I reckon! Over to you!
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
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  3. #2778
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    Again?! WoHoo! I'm on fire!
    Here we go ladies n gents

  4. #2779
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    Woohoo! Cold!
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
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  5. #2780
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    Elephant says,

    "I just know there's something good to eat up here."

    Blonde says,

    "I knew I should have worn trousers."


    Brunette says,

    "We'll think of something, just keep your legs together in the meantime."

    Keeper says,

    "I didn't even have this kind of trouble in the snake pit."



    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  6. #2781
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    More!
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  7. #2782
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    Goose d By an elephant.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  8. #2783
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    It is now apparent that Mr Mancini was inspired more by the way visitors walked out of the enclosure than by the baby elephant itself.


    (And it's just occurred to me that

    - Again?! ,
    - WoHoo! I'm on fire!
    and
    - Here we go ladies n gents

    Could all be captions as well!)
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  9. #2784
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    Ooooooow you are awful!........... but I like you!
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    Updated 8th of February 2024

  10. #2785
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    What? No nuts?
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  11. #2786
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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    It is now apparent that Mr Mancini was inspired more by the way visitors walked out of the enclosure than by the baby elephant itself.


    (And it's just occurred to me that


    - WoHoo! I'm on fire!
    I guess a baby elefant would be handy then.
    anne-maria.
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  12. #2787
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    Now, that training's going well
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  13. #2788
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    And to think I complained that Pugwash's German Shepherd had a cold nose!
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  14. #2789
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    Y'know that feeling when you're at the bulk food store, in the candy isle, it all looks good but you can't take it all home. Having one of those moments.

    I'm going to have to give this one to Cliff,
    Take'er away Mr Rodgers.

  15. #2790
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl View Post
    .....Take'er away Mr Rodgers.

    Rogers (surname) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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