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  1. 3rd December 2011, 07:34 PM #1
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    Default False teeth

    A Pastor gets a new set of false teeth. At church the next Sunday
    he spoke for only eight minutes.

    The following Sunday he managed to speak for ten minutes.

    The next Sunday he spoke for two and a half hours and the
    congregation were rather annoyed with him taking so long.

    When asked for an explanation the Pastor replied, "The first
    Sunday my gums were very painful and I was very brief. The
    second Sunday they were a little better so I went a little longer".

    "On the third Sunday I accidentally put my wife's teeth in and
    simply could not shut up".


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    Brilliant!
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  5. 4th December 2011, 05:50 PM #5
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    Superb!
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    Superb!

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  7. 7th December 2011, 09:45 AM #7
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    Default The truth slips out

    My wife suffers from sleep apnea, and was having trouble with the CPAP mask. Thing fits over her nose, but air leaks out her mouth. She complained, "I can't keep my mouth shut!"
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