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  1. #2746
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    She's lost it in turn 4, oh no she's into the wall, they will have to bring the safety car out for this one.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Luckily for Julie her dance partner left the rink first or it certainly would've hurt more than just her pride.
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Julie was warned not to start practice before the ice hockey had finished

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Despite her ice skates being brutally effective for ripping, being a 2-tooth blade made for a pretty rough cross-cut...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    She's lost it in turn 4, oh no she's into the wall, they will have to bring the safety car out for this one.
    Tag! You're it!
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Well if you chose that answer you should enjoy this.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  7. #2752
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    Keep going! They can't all be petrol stations... there must be a McDonalds sooner or later!


    (And from SWMBO: "Pull over and ask for directions already!" )
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Nahnahnah it's

    "If it's supposed to give me wings, why'm I in the pits?"

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    Looks like a double helping of "Total Bull."

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Looks like your Sat. Nav. isn't working either.

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    So that's where car 54 got to.
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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    Updated 26 April 2010
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    I think I'm seeing double, have I had too much to drink!
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    Hey buddy, can you tell me how to get this thing
    out - of - se-cond geeeaar
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl View Post
    Nahnahnah it's

    "If it's supposed to give me wings, why'm I in the pits?"
    I like this one the most.
    Take it away Skew,s Girl.

    They were all brilliant I wasn't expecting such a good response.
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    Hugh

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    Sorry ladies n gents .... n Skew.
    Here's the next up for grabs

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