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  1. #1
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    Default She doesnt live here any more!!!

    It's Australia day 2013, an old man approached the security guard at the front of the Lodge in canberra. He said: "I would like to go in and meet with Prime minister Julia Gillard."

    The guard looked at the man and said, "Sir, Ms Gillard is no longer Prime minister and doesnt live here any more."

    The old man said, "Ok", and walked away.

    The following day, the same man approached the Lodge and said to the same guard, "I would like to go in and meet with Prime minister Gillard."

    The guard again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Ms. Gillard is no longer prime minister and doesnt live here any more."

    The man thanked him and again, just walked away.

    The next day, the same man approached the Lodge and said to the same guard: "I would like to go in and meet with Pime minister Gillard."

    The guard, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said: "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Ms Gillard. I've told you already that Ms. Gillard is no longer the prime minister and doesnt live here any more. Don't you understand?"

    The old man looked at the guard and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

    The guard shook the old man's hand and said: "See you tomorrow, Sir."

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    No responses on this one to date.

    Had a little giggle when reading it. Nice to see you
    contributing.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    doug i love it Cheers

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    Do we really have to wait until Australia Day 2013?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Do we really have to wait until Australia Day 2013?
    Only if Bob(The Destroy Australia Party) Brown says its allright
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Bewdy !!
    regards,

    Dengy

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    If i lived in Canberra that would be on my TO DO list :P

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    Only just found out that per head of population Canberra has twice the number of plumbers compared to any other city in Australia.

    The reason appears to be that they have twice the number of toilets - because the place is so full of crap.

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