(this is Richard daughter (shhh!))
ok, there is this blonde and she walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair style cut. Upon sitting in the chair she puts on a set of headphones. She tells the hair dresser not to take them off her. So anyway gradually she falls asleep, and the hairdresser comes towards the top of her head and seeing that she is asleep thinks that no harm can come if she removes the headphones for a minute. After cutting the rest of her hair, she realises that the blonde is dead.

So there is a police investigation and they come across the headphones.

Upon listening to the tape the hair dresser realises why she was not supposed to remove them.

The tape was playing "Breath in, breath out. Breathe in, breath out"

**an oldy but a goodie.