<< Subject: Lone Ranger
> >
> >
> > > The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a
> >beer.
> > > After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns
the
> > > big white horse outside?"
> > > The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do,
Why?"
> > > The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd
> > > like to
> > > know that your horse is about dead outside!"
> > > The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was
> > > ready to
> > > die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and
soon
> > > Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned
to
> > > Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if
you
> >can
> > > create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better.
> > > " Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around
> >Silver.
> > > Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to
the
> >bar
> > > to finish his drink.
> > > A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks,
"Who
> >owns
> > > that big white horse outside?"
> > > The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with
him
> >this
> > > time?" The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,...
> > >
> > > (...I JUST LOVE THIS...)
> > >
> > > "Nothin', but you left your Injun running.