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  1. #1
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    Default Graduation Speech

    When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a
    speech. He began by reading from his prepared text. "I want
    to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has
    had on my life," he told the audience. "She is a shining
    example of parenthood, and I love her more than words could
    ever do justice."

    At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause
    he looked up with a grin and said, "It's really hard to read
    my mom's handwriting."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    i can relate. I had a giggle

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    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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