Spell Checker

[Iain]

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It come with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my review
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee four two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye halve run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

[RETIRED]

I like that. Shows how complicated the English language is.

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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"

[ubeaut]

Strewth an enlarged and expanded version of the poem "Owed To A Spell Chequer" at the front of my book "A Polishers Handbook". Someone has been hard at work. Buggar me I'll have to include it in the newly enlarged and expanded version of the book which is due out in about 2 weeks.