The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her
wheel chair where the
activity's for her 100th birthday were taking place.
Grandma
couldn't
talk
very well but she could write notes fairly good when
she needed to
communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn Grandma started
leaning off to the
right
and some family members grabbed her and straightened
her up and
stuffed
pillows on her right.

A short time later she started leaning off to her
left and again the
family
grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward and the family
members again grabbed
her
and tied a pillow case around her waist to hold her
up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma
and said, "Hi
Grandma,
you're looking good, how are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote
a note to the
nephew,
"They won't let me fart