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  1. #2431
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    Anybody seen 2.2 children and a volvo?

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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  2. #2432
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    I smell cat & it went this way.....
    Cliff.
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  3. #2433
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    Call Jenny Craig
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  4. #2434
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    Use the cat door they said, doh
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    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  5. #2435
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    I told them when I was a pup they'd need a bigger, but did they listen, no


    oh well will just have to go behind the lounge again!
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    Nick
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  6. #2436
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    This is obviously not a labra door.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    That bl%%dy dachshund in the giraffe suit got through.
    Hugh

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  8. #2438
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    Nope! I still don't fit!
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  9. #2439
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    Interesting doorknocker you have there Pugwash.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    This is obviously not a labra door.
    Hey. I can't resist a good pun (or even a bad one come to that)
    Take it away Labr@
    Pugwash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    Hey. I can't resist a good pun (or even a bad one come to that)
    You're in good company - Isaac Asimov regarded the pun as the highest form of wit.

    I know birds keep coming up as a recurring theme but someone must be able to do something with this....
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

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  12. #2442
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    Now, by my calculation, if I use both legs I can just clear 7m.

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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  13. #2443
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    Did the Wildlife Rescue people have an office here? Upthere?
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    Nick
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  14. #2444
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    Looks like he may be having some egrets.
    Cliff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Looks like he may be having some egrets.
    Get it right Cliff..
    it goes...Egrets, I've had a few...but then again too few to mention..

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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