The Mermaid

[Richard Casey]

These three men caught a mermaid and the mermaid says if they let her go, she would grant them all a wish each.
So the first man says - I wish to be 25% smarter. And so the mermaid says - Ok - you are now 25% smarter.
The second guy says - I wish to be 50% smarter. And so the mermaid says - Ok, you are now 50% smarter.
The third guy says - I wish to be 100% smarter. And so the mermaid says - Are you sure this is what you want? You may feel a little different. The man replies - Yes, I'm sure. And so the mermaid says - Ok, you are now 100% smarter. She turned him into a Woman!!!

[John Saxton]

It's enuff to make you cringe.Enough of that male emasculation!!!