This I was told by my daughter.

A blonde walks into an electrical store. When approached by the sales assistant she says "I would like to buy this television," the sales assistant replies "I am sorry we do not sell to blondes" So the blonde goes home and dyes her hair RED and the next day returns to the electrical store she says to the assistant "I would like to buy this television please" the sales assistant replies "We don't sell to blondes-sorry" so she goes home and dyes her hair BLACK she approaches the sales assistant and says "I would like to buy this television please" the sales assistant replies "We do not sell to blondes mam" the blonde starts to get aggrivated and shouts at the assistant "I have been in here three times with my hair all different colours..how do you know I am a blonde and why won't you sell me this television?" the sales assistant replies earnestly "mam, this is not a television it is a MICROWAVE OVEN."


This has to be a true blonde!!