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6th October 2011, 09:14 PM #2401
Lignum Vexator
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Nearly Headless Nick waited for the opportune moment
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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6th October 2011, 09:27 PM #2402
Timber Hoarder
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Mum always said that it wasn't ladylike to scratch in public.... with any luck, nobody will notice but if I don't do something soon, I'll just have to rip these frilly knickers off & go commando for the rest of the day.
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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6th October 2011, 10:08 PM #2403
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What a Goose.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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7th October 2011, 12:39 PM #2404
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Brainless twit.
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7th October 2011, 04:00 PM #2405
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Elsie's comment that she might as well do it herself as she was surrounded by a bunch of useless dummies was, in retrospect, unwise.
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PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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7th October 2011, 05:25 PM #2406
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Known in the office as the ice maiden, a kick in the butt for Elsie was really only the tip of the iceberg and any dummy could do it.
Regards
PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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8th October 2011, 08:18 AM #2407
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Eloise always wanted to get implants, but as she found out, plastic ones were more painful than she first thought.
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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8th October 2011, 10:52 AM #2408
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OK. A Duke. Take it away.
Originally Posted by A Duke
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8th October 2011, 11:23 AM #2409
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How about this
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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8th October 2011, 11:58 AM #2410
Lignum Vexator
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I told you the spare was flat
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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8th October 2011, 12:29 PM #2411
Timber Hoarder
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Look, here is your problem... these tyres are bald.
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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9th October 2011, 08:37 AM #2412
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After I refuel, do you think the stewards will let me straight out again?
Regards'
PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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9th October 2011, 09:01 AM #2413
Dehydrated Hydrographer
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9th October 2011, 12:13 PM #2414
Lignum Vexator
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Mate this is a no stopping zone, that's a $200 fine
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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9th October 2011, 06:12 PM #2415
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"Look, you should be OK to drive it home. I'll follow you down the road and if you're not happy just pull over."
Pugwash.
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