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31st October 2001, 10:06 PM #1
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Piece of Ash
Two tall trees are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.
One says to the other,"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The other says that he cannot tell.A woodpecker lands on the small tree.
The biggest tree says,"Woodpecker you are a tree expert,can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch,that gentlemen is the best piece of ash I have ever had my pecker in.
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31st October 2001, 11:26 PM #2
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STREWTH! I don't believe it. After all this time, we've finally got us a real woodies joke!
Congratulations Johnno
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1st November 2001, 01:04 AM #3
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Give the Man a cigar
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1st November 2001, 12:10 PM #4
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Stop using my cigar jokes
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2nd November 2001, 05:19 PM #5
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I thought the cigar jokes were Monicas!
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