Subject: Actual trial in the UK???
> > >
> > > A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.
> > >
> > > She then noticed a young man smiling at her and she began feeling
> > > humiliated
> > > on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more
> > > amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out
> > > laughing.
> > > She had him arrested for molesting her.
> > >
> > > The case came before the court; the young man was asked why he acted
in
> > > such
> > > a manner.
> > >
> > > His reply proceeded along the following lines:
> > >
> > > When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was
pregnant.
> > > She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon: The Gold Dust
> > > Twins". Then she moved under one that read "Sloan's Liniment to
Remove
> > > Swelling". I was even more amused when she sat under the shaving
> > > advertisement which read "William's Stick Did the Trick".
> > >
> > > Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she
> > > sat
> > > under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented
> > > this
> > > accident"
> > >
> > > The case was dismissed.