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    Ok try this one.....
    Pugwash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    Staying with the body art aspect
    I went searching and found some really weird stuff
    Try a google search on Body Painted Swimsuit.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Hop skip and jump is really more for athletics as in motor sport it is difficult to get past the second phase.

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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    I haven't had a go yet! I was trying to work something up about being a wall flower
    Yeah! Me too. I blinked and missed Sawdust Maker's wooden woman. I thought I had just the thing for her. It was a winner

    That may not have come out quite as I intended.

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    Do it again. We'll have to skip that stunt.

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    Martha never liked the red car that Harriet bought
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    veni, vidi,
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    Where the pew goes


    or

    European car factory direct outlet

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    What to do with a Peugeot when it pegs out
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    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Luckily, being front wheel drive, reversing out was not the issue it might be at first glance.

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    Pug knows how it got there!

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    After Peter's house was egged, he followed them home and trashed their car
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    Mechanical 69ers.

    Both unmoved.
    Cheers, Ern

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    ...and "Fast" Eddie wins the car pool championship by sinking the red hatchback in the centre skip!
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    ...and "Fast" Eddie wins the car pool championship by sinking the red hatchback in the centre skip!
    That does it for me.
    Your go Bob.
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    OK here's one from my holiday last week............
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

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