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  1. #2251
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    Poof positive that Join-The-Dots is not a practical anti-acne treatment.

    Young Edward Throgmorton III was always stymied when, during a game of I Spy, someone spotted something beginning with 'D-H'
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Today, the police barcode printer went reeaaaaally wrong.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    If you must fall asleep on the sofa, put the kids textas away first.
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    When I told mum I was saving to go to the Edinburgh Festival I could have sworn she said I should get a tattoo instead......
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    Bruce wasn't that articulate but he knew pictures were worth a thousand words
    (I've always been told never to judge a book by its cover)...
    ...away you go Sawdust

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  6. #2256
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    Staying with the body art aspect
    I went searching and found some really weird stuff

    but how about this

    Attachment 182174
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  7. #2257
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    I've been pondering that image for the last hour. I only just remembered I need to think of a caption.

  8. #2258
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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot
    I've been trying to give a woman that weathered look... by....well......leaving them out in the weather
    anyone know if there's a quicker way?

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    Notice: If the lock on the door is fastened please use the knockers to gain attention.

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    Default Re: Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

    The tree people in Hot August Night were harvested for cheap dwelling cladding.

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    Planking, Salvador Dali style.
    Pugwash.

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    Although Mary was the FBI's top undercover agent, she was occasionally prone to termite damage.
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    Notice: If the lock on the door is fastened please use the knockers to gain attention.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  14. #2264
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    Whilst I liked mic-d's locked door

    Pugwash's termites made me chuckle

    over to you pugwash
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    I haven't had a go yet! I was trying to work something up about being a wall flower
    anne-maria.
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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