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    Some old boilers have balls to spare.
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    "The gods must be really crazy or failing that they have run out of coke bottles. What puzzles me is that this one looks full."

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    Last edited by Bushmiller; 3rd September 2011 at 07:11 PM. Reason: spelling
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    "I tried to warn you about the dangers of a liason with an emu!"
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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Beckham comes back as a chook
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Yup, at least a couple of people didn't read the whole thread.


    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    okay, so I didn't see pugwash's entry. But who ever heard of anyone being 2 bricks short I ask you?
    Maybe if he owns a camel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post


    Maybe if he owns a camel?
    To get the full 40 days?
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    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Australia's decision to try entering a second team named the "Chookaroos" for the next world cup has been criticized by FIFA officals as a foul move.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

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    This old bird must be a winger!
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    Le coq sportif

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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    Australia's decision to try entering a second team named the "Chookaroos" for the next world cup has been criticized by FIFA officals as a foul move.
    This one does it for me.....off you go labr@
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    Hope this hasn't been used before.............
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    We've been swimming in the same storm water drain.
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    The original rainbow warriors,
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    I couldn't think of a better reason to get a giraffe suit.
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    Was that a magic mushroom that I ate or that you ate?
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