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2nd September 2011, 12:24 AM #2101
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No! No! Please don't put an Ikea catalogue in me!
Pugwash.
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2nd September 2011, 12:39 AM #2102
Dances with splinters
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"Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of... Ghosties? Bugger this, I'm outta here!"
The 3 Stooges: A Comeback Tour.
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2nd September 2011, 01:31 PM #2103
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Very hard to split the field this time, but Tea Lady gets it by a whisker for her sexist caption.
1) they could be ladies you know
2) you can't get away with saying anything thing these days without some wowser taking offence
Off you go woman
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2nd September 2011, 03:10 PM #2104
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Originally Posted by mic-d
Very hard to split the field this time, but Tea Lady gets it by a whisker for her sexist caption.
1) they could be ladies you know
2) you can't get away with saying anything thing these days without some wowser taking offence
Off you go woman
Well who wever heard of an obominable snow woman? The T*%$ fall off all the time.
I didn't think mine was the funniest though!
Oh well. ......
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
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2nd September 2011, 04:09 PM #2105
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I'm still trying to work out what T*%$ is. Can I buy a vowel?
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2nd September 2011, 04:53 PM #2106
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Originally Posted by mic-d
I'm still trying to work out what T*%$ is. Can I buy a vowel?
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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2nd September 2011, 05:07 PM #2107
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Looks like Pink Floyd are touring again.
Cheers, Bob the labrat
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2nd September 2011, 05:18 PM #2108
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i Originally Posted by mic-d
I'm still trying to work out what T*%$ is. Can I buy a vowel?
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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2nd September 2011, 05:19 PM #2109
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I wonder if he will have to stop & unload to change that flat tyre.
Cliff.
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2nd September 2011, 06:52 PM #2110
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Yes you can.......have an I. Originally Posted by mic-d
I'm still trying to work out what T*%$ is. Can I buy a vowel?Chris
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2nd September 2011, 07:12 PM #2111
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Brian.....master of disguise.
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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2nd September 2011, 07:13 PM #2112
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Josh and Jenna failed to reach reserve for their house on the Block, so they decided to take it home with them.
Pugwash.
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2nd September 2011, 07:14 PM #2113
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Looks like he's two bricks short of a barbie!
Pugwash.
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2nd September 2011, 07:24 PM #2114
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You might need an "are" rather than an "is." My limited experience (regrettably) is that there are two. Originally Posted by mic-d
I'm still trying to work out what T*%$ is. Can I buy a vowel?
Regards
PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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2nd September 2011, 07:35 PM #2115
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" Having found yet another use for the camp bicycle, Henri realised it wasn't going to be so easy to get his leg over this time."
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PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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