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  1. #1
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    Dec 2002
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    Default Looking for Work

    I was unhappy with my job, so I submitted my resignation.
    I was sure I'd have no trouble finding a new position, because there was a
    shortage of people with my skill.

    I e-mailed cover letters to dozens of potential employers, attaching
    a copy of my resume to each one.
    Weeks later, I was dismayed and bewildered that I hadn't received even one request for an interview.

    Finally I received a response that explained it all:
    "Your resume was not attached as stated.
    I do, however, want to thank you for the vegetable lasagna recipe."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
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    This one goes straight to the top shelf.
    Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com

  3. #3
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    Pretty Sally Hill, Wallan Vic
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    Very good Rodgera

    Told that one to my missus who rarely laughs at
    jokes but finally got a smile out of her.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

  4. #4
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    best response I ever hear of was a blank email with a single attachment "rejectapplicant.doc"



    Cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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