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Thread: Looking for Work
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26th August 2011, 10:57 AM #1
Looking for Work
I was unhappy with my job, so I submitted my resignation.
I was sure I'd have no trouble finding a new position, because there was a
shortage of people with my skill.
I e-mailed cover letters to dozens of potential employers, attaching
a copy of my resume to each one.
Weeks later, I was dismayed and bewildered that I hadn't received even one request for an interview.
Finally I received a response that explained it all:
"Your resume was not attached as stated.
I do, however, want to thank you for the vegetable lasagna recipe."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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26th August 2011, 12:07 PM #2
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28th August 2011, 11:04 AM #3
Very good Rodgera
Told that one to my missus who rarely laughs at
jokes but finally got a smile out of her.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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29th August 2011, 01:45 PM #4
best response I ever hear of was a blank email with a single attachment "rejectapplicant.doc"
Cheers,
Dave...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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