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Thread: Golf yarn
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25th August 2011, 11:39 AM #1
Golf yarn
The Swede's wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball on the tee, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear..
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.
'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
The Swede immediately reached into his pocket and said, 'For the sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..'
Next, the Irishman's wife bent over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blew up to show that she, too, was wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers on. Why not?'
She replied, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reached into his pocket and said, 'For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear"!
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bent over. The wind took her skirt up over her head to reveal that she, too, was naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?'
She too explained, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and said, 'Well, fer the love o' decency, here's a comb... at least tidy yerself up a bit.'.
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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25th August 2011, 09:16 PM #2
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I don't often see a new joke here but I hadn't seen this one. Cracked me up.
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25th August 2011, 11:28 PM #3
+1 That's a corker Woodwould. Did she put a part in it? Or perhaps just a comb-over.
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