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  1. 16th August 2011, 12:30 AM #1981
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    What was that old 'Confucius say' joke about having a crack up?
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    Or was it a crack full....
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    I hate it when Dad babysits!
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    What? He was running hot, so obviously needs topping up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    What? He was running hot, so obviously needs topping up!
    That may be so! But why's he doing it through the exhaust pipe? Maybe he's just hopeful?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    That may be so! But why's he doing it through the exhaust pipe? Maybe he's just hopeful?
    Like a salt-shaker, y'know? Turn it upside down, pop the cork and...

    OK, OK. How 'bout...

    "His nose was blocked and snotty, so I'm flushing out his system"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Like a salt-shaker, y'know? Turn it upside down, pop the cork and...

    OK, OK. How 'bout...

    "His nose was blocked and snotty, so I'm flushing out his system"?
    remind me not to leave the kid with you!
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    They just don't make things like they used to. Back in my day, every young boy came with a hose included! And they were self-refilling. None of this having to refill them after only litre or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    Bozo's inverted bidet didn't make it past the prototype stage.
    Take it away Alex.
    There were some really good ones and we finally got away from the giraffe suite.
    T L I knew any Moms who competed would have something to say about male baby minding techniques.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    T L I knew any Moms who competed would have something to say about male baby minding techniques.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    Take it away Alex.
    There were some really good ones and we finally got away from the giraffe suite.
    T L I knew any Moms who competed would have something to say about male baby minding techniques.
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    Hey what was wrong with my giraffe suit picture??
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    Quote Originally Posted by rotten_66 View Post
    Hey what was wrong with my giraffe suit picture??
    Nothing, in fact it was so good it has been referred to in about all the threads since.
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