I'm a bit concerned...

[MathewA]

The last time I was in Aus was in 92... But the place and the people are somthing I never forgot. Back then it seemed from my point of view that you all had something I really respect - backbone, something really lacking in canukistan. It's one of the major reasons I chose to put myself through all the hastle to emmigrate. But as of late I've been reading up on things down under on this forum and on other sources and have gottem a bit concerned. You're starting to sound like spineless canadians. Please tell me I'm wrong and you haven't gotten in touch with yer feminin side. You still pee standing up dont you?

[Grunt]

You still pee standing up dont you?

Even the shielas.

[bitingmidge]

You still pee standing up dont you?

Of course. Whenever the missus is away.

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[ernknot]

Doesn't every one?

[MathewA]

Even the shielas.

I don't even want to go there

[MathewA]

The forum wont let be give you points but that was a good one LMAO

Of course. Whenever the missus is away.

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[MathewA]

Well... judging by your avitar I'd say yes, even the ******* pee standing up .

Even the shielas.

[bitingmidge]

How come we can say ******* but we can't say *****.

It must be OK to have more than one!!

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[silentC]

I dunno. What sort of things are you worried about? One thing I need to warn you about, they're a very girly bunch up there in QLD. First sign of a bit of cold weather and they start sniffling and moaning about it. Down here in the south, you have to be tough to survive.

SWMBO was heading up to Cooma to play golf this morning. She had been keeping an eye on the weather and it had been 3-16deg for the last few days. This morning it was 6 and forecasting 19 during the day. "God, it's a bloody heat wave" she exclaimed as she reached for the plus-fours. I warned her that people will be passing out in the streets.

Nah, there's a few poofs over here but mostly we're stand up to pee, sit down to drink and bend over to spew types like you remember from last time.

[bitingmidge]

I dunno. What sort of things are you worried about? One thing I need to warn you about, they're a very girly bunch up there in QLD. First sign of a bit of cold weather and they start sniffling and moaning about it. Down here in the south, you have to be tough to survive.

Mind you, it's a bloody long time since we ACTUALLY had a sign of cold weather.. .... 9.16 pm April 5th 2005 Current temperature a balmy 21.5° (exactly the temperature of our air conditioning in the office) and a mere 100% humidity.

BTW Mat, you need to keep track of the weather here by the hour!
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDQ65...19.94569.shtml

Cheers,

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[Cliff Rogers]

....a very girly bunch up there in QLD......

Yeap, we sure are, we are still running the AC to cool it down to 26 during the day....

I like it when I get to go to the mountains for the weekends 'cos it's making it down to 16 at night now.

[silentC]

16.9 and 72% here at the moment. Daughter had a nose bleed tonight from the heat!

[Cliff Rogers]

16.9 and 72% here at the moment. Daughter had a nose bleed tonight from the heat!

Poor buga's never gunna get to see god's country with a nose like that.

[outback]

.....................................You're starting to sound like spineless canadians. Please tell me I'm wrong and you haven't gotten in touch with yer feminin side. You still pee standing up dont you?

Depending on how good she looks we are more likely to touch the feminine by your side. We pee when and where we like, sittin' standin' or face first in the gutter. You wanna make something of it, step outside and we'll settle it like gentlemen, over a large glass of really cold beer that is.

I'm sure we are the same as when you left us last time, we gotta act like pussies in public or the nazis get us.

[silentC]

Poor buga's never gunna get to see god's country with a nose like that.

Been there and done that! She has even been to Rocker's place. That was a nice introduction. My 3yo son threw up in the car on the way, so my first words to Rocker were "Hi, pleased to meet you. Mind if I rinse this spew off my kid's T-shirt under your tap?".