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7th August 2011, 10:17 AM #1936
Timber recyclist
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I'm not certain about this one but it could have certain outrageous connotations - so over to you Tea Lady.
Originally Posted by tea lady
The village bike?
Cheers, Bob the labrat
Measure once and.... the phone rings!
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7th August 2011, 12:34 PM #1937
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Originally Posted by labr@
Lots of heart attacks in her "village" is all I'll say!
Continuing the old lady theme!
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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7th August 2011, 01:43 PM #1938
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Once a ballerina always a ballerina.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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7th August 2011, 02:02 PM #1939
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"Drat! That IS a ladder in my stockings!"
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7th August 2011, 06:41 PM #1940
Dances with splinters
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Damned wrinkly hands! Life was so much easier when I could write my notes on the backs of 'em...!
- Andy Mc
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7th August 2011, 06:44 PM #1941
Dances with splinters
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Well, Doc... Y'see, me son was helping me to remove my artificial leg. He gave an almighty heave... and that's when I realised... wrong leg!
- Andy Mc
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7th August 2011, 06:50 PM #1942
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I Always wished I was a foot taller...
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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7th August 2011, 06:51 PM #1943
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When I find out who put the #$@&^%$ magnet into my shoe I'm going to give him what for.
Last edited by chrisb691; 7th August 2011 at 07:28 PM. Reason: typo
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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7th August 2011, 07:17 PM #1944
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...Dang....that's the third time this week..
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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7th August 2011, 07:46 PM #1945
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Gladys pole danced, well, everywhere there was a pole
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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7th August 2011, 08:34 PM #1946
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Oh damn! I have to read this timetable with my eyes!!!
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7th August 2011, 11:48 PM #1947
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No thank you I don't need a leg up, I can do it myself.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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10th August 2011, 11:21 AM #1948
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You put your right foot in,
you put your right foot out,
you put your right foot in and you shake it all about....Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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10th August 2011, 11:26 AM #1949
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Sorry Cliff... you've just inspired me Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
You put your right foot up,
you put your right foot down,
you put your right foot up and you look like a clown......but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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10th August 2011, 12:43 PM #1950
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The Lord is takin' my sole!
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