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5th April 2005, 12:44 AM #1
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The Vampire bat.
A Vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood
and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about were he got it.
He told them to P off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
"Okay, follow me" he said and flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a Forrest of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"YES, YES, YES" all the other bats SCREAMED in a frenzy.
"Good " said the first bat, "because I f'n didn't."Cliff.
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5th April 2005, 12:47 AM #2
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A little bored tonight Cliff?
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5th April 2005, 12:53 AM #3
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Nope, I'm looking for jokes for Mick, I have a collection & more than half of them aren't postable on this forum.
Cliff.
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5th April 2005, 12:57 AM #4
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Maybe we should have a competition to see who can get a post removed the fastest.
I posted a reply a few days ago that survived for less than 10 minutes.
Go for it.
It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
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5th April 2005, 01:01 AM #5
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That's easy, you watch who's online til you see an admin, send them a PM to say what you are up to & then post a crook one & start the stop watch.
I reckon it's more fun seeing how long you can get away with it rather than how soon it's deleted.
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5th April 2005, 01:07 AM #6
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That's clever. I ain't having no competition with you. You are too smart.
It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
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