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  1. 13th June 2001, 10:43 AM #1
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    Talking The Funeral

    A heart specialist doctor died and they're having his funeral. The coffin was placed in front of a huge heart. When the priest finished with the
    sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, then the heart closed.
    Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
    "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
    "What's so funny about that?"
    "I'm a gynecologist."
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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  2. 14th June 2001, 11:30 PM #2
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    What if he was a proctologist?
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