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Thread: Non-hostile Takeover
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30th July 2011, 10:51 AM #1
Non-hostile Takeover
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.
"I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much
we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All
you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation."
The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise."
"I see." replied the father-in-law, "Well, then you'll work in the
office and take charge of some of the operations."
"I hate office work," said the son-in-law. "I can;t stand being stuck
behind a desk."
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you half owner
of a money-making industry, but you don't like factories, and won't
work in an office. What am I going to do with you?"
"Easy," said the son-in-law. "Buy me out."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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5th August 2011, 10:08 AM #2
I take it this could be real.