English Lesson Two

[Island Ape]

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse

We must polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

[AlexS]

I frequently frequent this BB

[Gino]

What the heck.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

[Gino]

Just thought of another two seconds after the previous.


The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain.

Totaly unrelated but you started it.

[Iain]

Gino, if she was selling timeshare it could read she sells Seychelles by the sea shore, and, we had a German teacher who returned from holidays very tanned, how now brown frau.

[Gino]

Don't you mean "how now brown Cow"

Seychelles would be nice.

regards

Gino

[ubeaut]

Oh dear, dear. Look how dear that deer skin coat is my dear.

Can you bare to be bare without it.

I'm baring up cos I have a bear skin which you got when you lost your barings on the way to sell the barings from the motor.

[Iain]

On the way to the cheese factory to weigh the wey.

[Gino]

Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her etc etc. (inspired by Ian)

[hook]

The farmer wondered whether to get the wether out of the weather