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Thread: English Lesson Two
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31st May 2001, 08:33 PM #1New Member
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English Lesson Two
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
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1st June 2001, 08:42 AM #2
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1st June 2001, 10:45 PM #3Senior Member
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What the heck.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
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1st June 2001, 10:46 PM #4Senior Member
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Just thought of another two seconds after the previous.
The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain.
Totaly unrelated but you started it.
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2nd June 2001, 09:39 PM #5
Gino, if she was selling timeshare it could read she sells Seychelles by the sea shore, and, we had a German teacher who returned from holidays very tanned, how now brown frau.
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2nd June 2001, 10:00 PM #6Senior Member
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Don't you mean "how now brown Cow"
Seychelles would be nice.
regards
Gino
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8th June 2001, 01:41 AM #7
Oh dear, dear. Look how dear that deer skin coat is my dear.
Can you bare to be bare without it.
I'm baring up cos I have a bear skin which you got when you lost your barings on the way to sell the barings from the motor.KEEP A LID ON THE GARBAGE... Report spam, scams, and inappropriate posts, PMs and Blogs.
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8th June 2001, 09:03 AM #8
On the way to the cheese factory to weigh the wey.
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8th June 2001, 08:09 PM #9Senior Member
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Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her etc etc. (inspired by Ian)
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8th June 2001, 09:50 PM #10Novice
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The farmer wondered whether to get the wether out of the weather
Hook.
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