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  1. 29th July 2011, 01:45 PM #1891
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    Fashion tip No.24
    Never wear stripes with spots.
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    A zebra crossing...






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    No caption from me but I couldn't help thinking about what the 2 Ronnies might have said about this one. Possibly something like:

    .....and in breaking news the firm that handles security at Crufts was extremely embarassed today when a chihuahua in pyjamas infiltrated the novelty costume event and attacked a dachsund in a giraffe suit. A spokesman said "An anonymous tip off turned out to be misinformation so all of our guards were mistakenly looking for a wolf in sheep's clothing".
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    Oh, oh, baby, I love you but I just don't think it's guna work.
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  6. 30th July 2011, 10:59 AM #1896
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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    errr, your stoplights are faulty.
    Giving this one to ...off you go.
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    ....................but it's better than the alternative.
  7. 30th July 2011, 12:29 PM #1897
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    An extra thought.

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    Main course Giraffe with dodgy stop lights
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  8. 30th July 2011, 12:58 PM #1898
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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    No caption from me but I couldn't help thinking about what the 2 Ronnies might have said about this one. Possibly something like:

    .....and in breaking news the firm that handles security at Crufts was extremely embarassed today when a chihuahua in pyjamas infiltrated the novelty costume event and attacked a dachsund in a giraffe suit. A spokesman said "An anonymous tip off turned out to be misinformation so all of our guards were mistakenly looking for a wolf in sheep's clothing".
    Very good!
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  9. 30th July 2011, 03:08 PM #1899
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    Giving this one to ...off you go.
    I bet he posts a pic of a sheila wearing a garbage bag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    I bet he posts a pic of a sheila wearing a garbage bag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    I bet he posts a pic of a sheila wearing a garbage bag.
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    I bet he posts a pic of a sheila wearing a garbage bag.
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  13. 30th July 2011, 07:41 PM #1903
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    In your best Bette Midler voice...

    I can iron higher than an eagle
    You are the starch beneath my wings
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    Just a quick question about the photo. Is the power cord going down the back of his pants???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    Just a quick question about the photo. Is the power cord going down the back of his pants???
    Gas fired iron.
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