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28th July 2011, 01:17 AM #1876
Dances with splinters
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"But if I don't feed my Tamagotchi now it'll die!"
"Don't you think you've left it a bit late to order the shark repellant on-line?"
"Aha! Here's the problem... It's not an iPod, it's an iSchool! No wonder we're not seeing any dolphins! Damned Chaiwanese knock-offs..."
"You idjut! USB does not mean UnderSea Batteries."
"Hang on while I clean the lens. You got a soft, dry cloth?"
- Andy Mc
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28th July 2011, 07:47 PM #1877
Timber recyclist
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Some other gooduns but this one did it for me - your turn Chris
Originally Posted by chrisb691
Cheers, Bob the labrat
Measure once and.... the phone rings!
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28th July 2011, 08:13 PM #1878
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That took me by surprise...but do your worst with this.
Hmmm.
Anyone using the original caption (or derivative) gets disqualified
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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28th July 2011, 09:09 PM #1879
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Never play leapfrog with a giraffe...
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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28th July 2011, 09:32 PM #1880
Retired
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errr, your stoplights are faulty.
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28th July 2011, 09:57 PM #1881
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You sure you're not a dachshund?
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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28th July 2011, 10:21 PM #1882
Dances with splinters
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Zebra: "I shoulda listened to Mum and become a prey animal. But no... I had to train to be a chiropractor!"
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- Andy Mc
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28th July 2011, 10:22 PM #1883
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Help a mouse!
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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28th July 2011, 10:25 PM #1884
Timber Hoarder
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Whose necksed?
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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28th July 2011, 10:30 PM #1885
Lignum Vexator
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Latest Parisian fashion, Zebra Stole
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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28th July 2011, 10:30 PM #1886
Timber Hoarder
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Head & shoulders above you, shame about the gap between my feet & the ground.
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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28th July 2011, 11:20 PM #1887
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So this is where gerbera's come from!
Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
www.clivequinn.com
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28th July 2011, 11:20 PM #1888
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Jack Russell pup finally catches up with that slippery dachshund.
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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28th July 2011, 11:30 PM #1889
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Drop Zebras are a problem in this part of Africa.
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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29th July 2011, 12:39 AM #1890
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Originally Posted by chrisb691
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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