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  1. 25th July 2011, 12:04 PM #1861
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    Is that ALL you left me of the cat?
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    ....and thats why you are called "Two Dogs".....
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.
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    I know what you're thinking. "Should I go for the bone or not?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as I am a rottweiler, the most powerful dog in the world, and could chew your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    I did NOT eat half of your treat - it was a dachsund in a giraffe suit!
    We can't get away from that sausage dog can we?
    Go for it labr@

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    We can't get away from that sausage dog can we?
    ..........just walking quickly usually does it for sausage dogs .

    Let's see what you can manage for this one..........
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  7. 27th July 2011, 09:27 PM #1867
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    OK. If you see a daschund in a giraffe suit, you press this button here...

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    Ralph, next time put the batteries in before the dive
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    hey, put your finger here so I can tie a bow
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    Hey, pull this finger!
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    You have to put a coin in this slot.
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    Ok guys! Their camera isn't working! Oh..... oh! ...... Its nearly fixed...... Get ready to disappear........
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    Here have a look did I break a nail?
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    Make sure you get a good picture of the ring going on. You know what they say on the forum "no picture, it didn't happen."
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