How true

[Forest Gump]

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he
in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f****ken blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

[Tonyz]

Bloo.. Windefull move to the top please. Tonto

[Iain]

Aaaahhhhh, a breath of fresh air.............................

[MathewA]

All right hands up from all those who have farted and pulled the covers over the head of the missus...