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  1. #1
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    Dec 2002
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    Default It Pays to Read Labels

    SWMBO finally figured out why she was so "full-figured."

    As she was conditioning her hair in the shower this morning, she took time
    to read my shampoo bottle. She was in shock! The shampoo she uses in the
    shower, that runs down her entire body, says "for extra volume and
    body." Seriously, why has she not noticed this before?

    Tomorrow she going to start using "Dawn" dish soap! It says right on
    the bottle, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."

    It pays to read the warning labels my friends.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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