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    John and Allan had not seen each other in many years.
    Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives.
    Finally John invited Allan to visit him in his new apartment.
    "I have a wife and three children and I'd love to have you visit us."

    "Great. Where do you live?"

    "Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the apartment.
    Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with
    your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left
    elbow, then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall
    until you see my name on the door. Then press the doorbell with your
    right elbow and I'll let you in."

    "Good. But tell me ... what is all this business of kicking the front
    door open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"

    "Surely, you're not coming empty-handed."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Cheers Fred



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    Dry laconic Aussie humour - more bush hut than city apartment. But I Like the style.

    Brosh

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    That's not true!

    On the one hand I brought my wife and kids, and
    on the other I took some relatives.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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