Goodnight Irene

[John Saxton]

Irene and Ian had only been married for a couple of weeks.Ian, though being very much in love,couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his mates,so he says to Irene,"Honey,I'll be right back...."

"Where you goin' Coochy Cooh...?"asked Irene.

"I'm goin' to the bar,Pretty Face.I'm goin' for a beer"

Irene says to him,"You want a beer my love?" then she opens the door of the fridge and shows him 25 different kinds of beer from 12 different countries:Germany,Holland,England Japan,Australia etc.

Ian doesn't know what to do,and the only thing he can think of saying is,"Yes Honey Pie ...but the bar you know...the frozen glass..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence,when Irene interrupts him by saying,"You want a frozen glass Puppy Face?" She takes a mug out of the freezer so frozen she was getting chills just holding it.

Ian, looking a bit pale,says,"Yes,Tootsie Roll,but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long I'll be right back.I promise, OK?

"You want hor d'oeurves Pookie Pooh?"She opens the oven and takes out 15 different dishes of hor d'oeuvres:chicken wings,pigs in a blanket,mushroom caps,pork strips,etc.

"But Sweetie,Honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing,the dirty words and all that...?"

'You want dirty words Cutie Pie?...HERE,DRINK YOUR F*****G BEER IN YOUR FROZEN F*****G MUG AND EAT YOUR F*****G SNACKS,BECAUSE YOU AREN'T ANYWHERE! GOT IT A******E?!!"



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Johnno

[Iain]

How did you know my wifes name ?

[Neil]

Lookout Jim! The blond could turn.