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  1. 29th March 2005, 05:22 PM #1
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    Subject: STORE RETURN POLICY

    A middle aged woman went to a Retail store service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.

    The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on a 'special'. Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"

    The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.

    The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Madam what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and HE tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

    Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!"

    And doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Madam, why are you saying that? In a huff, the woman says,

    "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"

    The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.

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  2. 29th March 2005, 05:44 PM #2
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  3. 29th March 2005, 06:06 PM #3
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    Good to see you got your money back Stoppers...


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  4. 29th March 2005, 08:51 PM #4
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    Would THAT method work at the CRAPORIUM?
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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  5. 29th March 2005, 10:28 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    Good to see you got your money back Stoppers...


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    Are you calling me a middle aged woman you, you ,you tacky, tinfoil toupeed turkey?
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  6. 29th March 2005, 11:42 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brudda
    Would THAT method work at the CRAPORIUM?
    Only if they wanted their nipples pinched.
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    Well, I don't believe it really happened.

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  8. 30th March 2005, 05:43 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddles
    Well, I don't believe it really happened.

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    CYNIC!! :eek:
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    Could THIS be a job for MYTHBUSTERS?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brudda
    Would THAT method work at the CRAPORIUM?
    You dont have to pinch me nipples just to buy stuff from me..........

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    You dont have to pinch me nipples just to buy stuff from me..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    Only if you want service with a smile.
    Would that be service in the agricultural sense?
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