Worth a giggle.

[Allan at Wallan]

A sniffer dog was on duty on an aeroplane flight and came rushing down
the aisle to his handler, tapped twice with his left paw. A passenger asked
what that meant. The handler said, "The dog has detected cocaine on
someone sitting in seat two in the left aisle".

A few minutes later the dog came bounding down again and tapped three
times with his right paw. The handler then explained that the dog had
detected someone sitting in seat three in the right aisle with heroin in
their pocket". The passenger was most impressed.

Then all of a sudden the dog came down at breakneck speed and
defecated at his handler's feet.

The passenger remarked, "What does that mean?".

The handler replied, "He has just detected a bomb on board the plane".

[fenderbelly]

and giggle i did.