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    Default A Loving Husband

    A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
    When he opens the door, he encounters two sheriff's deputies, one of whom asks if he is married and, if so, whether the deputy can see a picture of the wife.
    The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
    The deputy looks carefully at the picture and then gravely says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
    The guy says, "I know, but she has a great personality, is an excellent cook, and lets me play golf whenever I want to!"
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    Chuckle!
    anne-maria.
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