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1st July 2011, 10:21 AM #1
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Short and Stout
My B.I.L. is a prosecuting attorney in a small Victorian town and will
admit to having a few extra pounds on.
Not long ago, he was questioning a witness in an armed robbery case.
He asked, "Would you describe the person you saw?"
The witness replied, "He was kind of short and stout."
"You mean short and stout like me?" he asked.
"Oh, no," the witness said. "He wasn't that fat."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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1st July 2011, 08:03 PM #2
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hahaha lol
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