Young couple

[Gino]

A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van (you know, shag carpets, big double mattress in the back... all that) when suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out, "Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!" The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opened the window, snapped the antenna off his van and proceeded to whip the girl until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.

About a week later, the girl noticed that the marks left by the whipping session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the
doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?" The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did.

Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in all my years of doctoring............

Wait for it...

Here comes the punchline...


you've got the worst case of "van aerial" disease that I've ever seen."

[John Saxton]

Good one Gino.

Pretty soon this will be Known as the gino's forum!