Should Wives be alowed in the kitchen whilst a man is cooking?

[tea lady]

What if you are a better cook and cook gourmet food? I have had offers you would not believe from ladies wanting me to cook for them.

[Phil Spencer]

True TL you would not believe it, offers such as "I will let you do the dishes & clean up the kitchen also" what is a man do do?

[Woodwould]

Phil, Mrs. Wood just read this thread and says she'd be quite happy if you'd kick her out of our kitchen and take over cooking duties (so would I to tell you the truth).

[artme]

Like how the hinge works on the toilet seat.

Oh so true!!

[artme]

Phil, Mrs. Wood just read this thread and says she'd be quite happy if you'd kick her out of our kitchen and take over cooking duties (so would I to tell you the truth).

Treading on thin ice WW!!

[Phil Spencer]

Oh so true!!

Start using the hinge on the toilet seat and the next thing you know is you will be peeing sitting down

Treading on thin ice WW!!

Is this a possible code violation?

[tea lady]

Start using the hinge on the toilet seat and the next thing you know is you will be peeing sitting down

folding fitted sheets and COOKING!

I have a nice souffle recipe you might like!

[Phil Spencer]

folding fitted sheets and COOKING!

I have a nice souffle recipe you might like!

Slow closing seats so the seat can't be slamed down, Never been any good at sponge cakes and souffle's

[Woodwould]

Treading on thin ice WW!!

I'm only alive today through building up a resistance to Mrs. Wood's cooking over an extended period. She often won't eat her own creations whereas I enjoy a challenge. One of my favourites is her Pecan and Molasses Pie, or as I prefer to call it, Morass and Kerb.

[Phil Spencer]

Phil, Mrs. Wood just read this thread and says she'd be quite happy if you'd kick her out of our kitchen and take over cooking duties (so would I to tell you the truth).

Would she let me clean up the kitchen after I have cooked up a gourmet meal?

[tea lady]

Would she let me clean up the kitchen after I have cooked up a gourmet meal?

Only if you are wearing something at the time.

[Woodwould]

Would she let me clean up the kitchen after I have cooked up a gourmet meal?

Why stop at the kitchen?

[Phil Spencer]

Only if you are wearing something at the time.

Haven't you heard of the naked Chef?
Going to work now

[wheelinround]

Sue just read the lot and is rrfl, way am I taking over the kitchen not as I sit here and soak.sniff up the aroma of fresh made marmalade whisky & plain.

I do miss cooking but I cock up ooopps cook up simple things.

[Woodwould]

Letitia Cropley's infamous recipes are the main inspiration for Mrs. Wood's gallant efforts in the kitchen.

Letitia Cropley: "The question is whether I bring the snails I've got for my new recipe."

Frank Pickle: "What recipe is that?"

Letitia Cropley: "Bread and Butter Pudding Surprise."