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Thread: Oldie but goodie
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27th March 2001, 09:15 PM #1
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Oldie but goodie
Quasimotto (the bell ringer) was ready to retire, so he placed an ad in the paper for a replacement. The ad stated the job description and that it was an equal opportunity position. So this guy schedules an interview and shows up at the tower. Problem is that the guy doesn't have any arms and he has a backpack on his back. Quasimoto is skeptical and asks the guy how in the world is he going to ring the bell without any arms? Well the guy says no problem, as he sets the backpack on the floor. They guy simply backs away from the bell then runs head on into it. The bell rings out and the guy stumbles back a couple of feet trying to get his wits back together. Quasimoto says that's good, but what if the bell needs to be rung twice? The guy says no problem. He backs up and runs at the bell and smacks it twice with his head. The bell tolls out and the guy stumbles around shaking his head, and after a minute or two resumes a bit of his composure. Quasimoto said that he was impressed, but what if it needed to be rung multiple times? The guy says no problem and produces a small trampoline from his packpack. He slides the trampoline under the bell, crawls under, and starts jumping up and down. The bell rang out numerous times until finally the guy stumbles out and is now more dazed than ever. He stumbles around the room and accidentally falls over the balcony. He falls 300 feet and goes splat. Quasimoto takes off down the stairs. When he reaches the bottom a crowd of people had already gathered. The crowd was trying to figure out who the guy was. Quasimoto said that he didn't recognise the body, but his face sure did ring a bell.