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9th June 2011, 08:34 PM #1
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Handy machine
An old "woodie", about my age, and not in the best
of shape, decided to go for a workout in the Wallan gym
when he spotted an absolutely beautiful woman.
He asked his personal trainer, "What machine should I use
to impress that young lady over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and replied,
"I think you should start with the ATM near the front door".
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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9th June 2011, 10:18 PM #2
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i'll pay that, the joke not the other
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10th June 2011, 08:36 PM #3
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You only get what you pay for mate.
Reality is no background music.
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11th June 2011, 01:50 PM #4
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What's an ATM??
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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11th June 2011, 04:10 PM #5
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1. Money cannot buy happiness but, somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
Originally Posted by Rodgera
2. Forgive your enemy. But remember the bastard's name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem. But then, neither does milk
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11th June 2011, 05:20 PM #6
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Your education has been sadly neglected Rodgera Originally Posted by Rodgera
ATM (Automatic Teller Machine)
A machine that spits a few dollars out (from your own account)
at the push of a couple of buttons.Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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11th June 2011, 05:45 PM #7
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Some people don't need to know about atm's, insufficient funds...
I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
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12th June 2011, 01:12 PM #8
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Gees I thought Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
Your education has been sadly neglected Rodgera
ATM (Automatic Teller Machine)
A machine that spits a few dollars out (from your own account)
at the push of a couple of buttons.
it was "Allan's The Man", what a let down
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12th June 2011, 01:33 PM #9
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Oh, I thought an A & T Magazine.
1A It's more comfortable to cry on a Persian carpet than a dirt floor.
5A Troubles looked at through the bottom of a glass are only magnified.
6 Money isn't every thing but it can buy most of what it's not.
RegardsHugh
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12th June 2011, 07:43 PM #10
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Hahaha good one
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