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[Iain]

Subject: Life's REALLY difficult unanswered questions
Life's REALLY intriguing unanswered questions:
WHAT is the speed of dark?
CAN you be a closet claustrophobic?
WHAT was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
WHY do psychics have to ask you for your name?
DO infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
WHY is "abbreviation" such a long word?
BEFORE they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
IF love is blind, how come lingerie is so popular?
HOW come wrong numbers are never busy?
WHY aren't there any GUILTY bystanders?
WHEN it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
WHAT year did Jesus think it was?
And the classic question of all time .... WHY isn't there mouse flavoured cat-food?

[oges]

WHAT really goes on in a womans head?

[lacewood]

Carefull!! It's a proven scientific fact that women have a bit of an advantage in the processing dept.(read mind) Men can only work on one thing at a time whereas women "multy task" in computor jargon.Apparently this came about because of the need for women to be able to keep track of all the kiddies and do other things at the same time. Could be helpfull in the workshop.......